hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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