Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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