We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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