Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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