Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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