Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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