dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I enjoy the company of your penis
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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