Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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