How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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