Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
