Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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