I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
birth control should be required to get into college
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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