I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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