Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
did you just send me my own nude
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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