i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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