Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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