i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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