i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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