We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We are two peas in an std pod
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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