is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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