I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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