i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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