we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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