he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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