So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He better not be in your backpack
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Randomize
