You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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