She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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