just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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