I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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