I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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