Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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