She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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