i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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