There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
