I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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