Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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