From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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