did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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