return my video game
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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