It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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