in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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