Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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