Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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