He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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