I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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