I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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