Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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