You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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