Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(313): View more from Michigan

her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.

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(805): View more from California

Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul

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(905): View more from Ontario

I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me

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(903): View more from Texas

I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.

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