I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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